Culture Wins

 ... Charlie Sheen. "Surprise. That's what winner's do." I'm not sure what happened to Charlie Sheen over the last few days, or really for the last ten years. He's been off my radar. I know he's on that show that I never watch that apparently everyone else does, and I know he's had his fair share of drug, sex and criminal experiences as well. I was vaguely aware of his celebrity-based downward spiral, but nothing more. Until yesterday. Until his fire-breathing fists melted off my face leaving my children to weep over my exploded body. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, please put this blog on pause and read this or this or watch this or this. Ok, caught up? Now you know why people at your office, on your Facebooks and in your Twitters are all talking about #WINNING and whether or not they have tiger blood or Adonis DNA. It took Steve Jobs flying in on the new iJet jetpack to personally show off the latest thing that will make you awesome, iPad 2, to unseat the man with 62 movies,  a ton of success, from the top of Mt. Trendingtopic.  I mean, come on bro, he won best picture at 20.  He wasn’t even trying.  Wasn’t even warm. And so I present to you, Mr. Charlie Sheen, the inaugural "Charlie Sheen Excellence in Winning at Culture Award". Or the CSEIWAC Award for those following on Facebook.

And the next CSEIWACy goes to ...